Strike One: Prepeel the Kiwi.
Outcome: Sticky Fail, can I be excused to wash my hands before I take this test? thanks.
Strike Two: Prepeel and SLICE the Kiwi. Bring spoon.
Outcome: Again with the Sticky fail (inadequate paper towl preparation) and now I have a spoon with me in every class.
Strike Three: Mangos. Turns out I'm allergic to the skin. I never knew this, because i never ate the skin until i was running to class.
Outcome: turns out permanent retainers are completely invisible unless you're trying to de-mango your mouth. This stuff turns into string when not properly sliced. lesson learned.
Conclusions on these attempts are as follows:
stick to granola bars and oranges. Stay away from the "dangerous" fruits.
That is all.
(inspired by the suffering of Avery on the way to class)